YOU HAVE BECOME THE PARENT OF ONE UNEXPECTED AND MOST UNUSUAL BABY

You have become the parent of one unexpected and most unusual baby.

You can only say that it was born nearby, or maybe it was found. The baby refuses all food and drink, and cries incessantly. The baby cannot move, and remains swaddled in rags. The world outside is terrifying and difficult, and you are obliged to keep the baby safe.

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YHBTPOOUAMUB, otherwise known as Eraserhead Baby Game, is a 200-word micro-RPG I made in less than two hours in the dead of night in honor of David Lynch's first work, but it might also be for the David Lynch Game Jam. 

I have only seen Eraserhead once, in extremely odd circumstances (as it was meant to be seen) on Halloween in 2009. It freaked me out, and I wouldn't say I liked the experience, but it stuck with me.

Now you too can experience what it is like to take care of the Eraserhead Baby at home in this safe and wholesome simulation, which features such joys as:

• Audio Of A Crying Baby
• Viscous Fluids
• Blood Loss
• The Only Way To End The Game Is To Implicitly Kill The Baby

I don't recommend playing this one.